"Life is at best a dream
and at worst a nightmare
from which you cannot escape."
"Truth is more of a stranger than fiction."
"Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody."
"The worst loneliness is not to be
comfortable with yourself."
"Be careful about reading health books.
you might die of a misprint."
and I like this one.
"Life and work are two diffrent words
to discribe the same thing."